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S1E30 - A Very Satisfying Thump

Episode(s) Discussed: S3E12 Sic Transit Vir S3E13 A Late Delivery from Avalon

In which the cast are joined by Josie for some extensive discussion of Centauri dicks. This episode is dedicated to the post office. “Sic Transit Vir” features Sheridan showing off his extremely dubious cooking skills, the introduction of new cuisine to the station staff breakfast table, and Londo facing off against his two worst enemies: customer service

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S1E29 - The Dreeeeeaaaaaam of Conquest

Episode(s) Discussed: S3E10 Severed Dreams S3E11 Ceremonies of Light and Dark

In which we learn that both Jude and Ana hate truffle oil (Zathras would like to note that truffle oil is GARBAGE). “Severed Dreams” features Karen Mollari being flagged for extra customs screening and wanting to talk to a manager, G’Kar carrying a Minbari like he carries the whole goddamned show, and our many feelings about Sheridan’s emotional range. 

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S1E28 - Arts and Crafts is my Love Language

Episode(s) Discussed: S3E8 Messages from Earth S3E9 Point of No Return

In which Justen nearly ruins our hatred of Franklin. “Messages from Earth” is the start of this season’s quadriptych (yes, we had to look that up), and is definitely not a Star Trek: Voyager plotline. In the episode, Marcus proves that he is as adept with a glue stick as he is with a fighting stick, we learn that Minbari do not sleep as we humans do, and

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S1E27 - Mark Me Down as Scared and Horny For G’Kar

Episode(s) Discussed: S3E6 Dust to Dust S3E7 Exogenesis

In which we wonder why Bester doesn’t sense “a great sense of personal danger” everywhere he goes. “Dust to Dust” features the return of Bester (all Cop and no Psi this time) for a working date with Garibaldi, while G’Kar’s busy day includes showing off his new coat, learning that Londo was the first domino, and having a vision while Kosh watches like

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S1E26 - Brad Dourif Appreciation Hour

CW: LOTS OF FEELINGS, discussion of serial killers, capital punishment, graphic violence, body horror. Episode Discussed: S3E4 Passing Through Gethsemane

CW for discussion of serial killers, capital punishment, graphic violence, body horror. In which we all cry over “Passing Through Gethsemane.” This episode brings us the return of the pixel art squid ship, discussion of the Telepath Haircut and its relationship to the Wolverine Haircut, plus Lennier, Delenn, and Brother Edward pulling an all-nighter. 

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S1E25 - Fascism Isn't Sexy

CW: discussion of substance addiction Episode(s) Discussed: S3E3 A Day in the Strife S3E5 Voices of Authority

CW: discussion of substance addiction

In which we establish the official show motto. “A Day in the Strife” features a very well-done addiction plotline tacked onto a character who is awful for other reasons, a menacing alien pinecone that threatens to blow up the station if the B5 staff flunks the SAT

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S1E24 - Pour One Out for Maintbot

Episode(s) Discussed: S3E1 Matter of Honor S3E2 Convictions

In which we float the back-door pilot for Jude’s new parenting podcast, “Oh No, More Poop”. “Matter of Honor” features a station guest who is clearly unprepared for Londo’s fever prophecy dreams, Sheridan’s patented YOLO maneuver, and Londo and Morden negotiating joint custody of the galaxy in their divorce, plus the introductions of a new medlab set, a

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S1E23 - In the Arms of the Vorlon

Episode(s) Discussed: S2E22 The Fall of Night and Season 2 Wrapup

In the arms of the Vorlon

flying through B5

a Centauri tried to explode you

so you jumped to perhaps stay alive 

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S1E22 - Desperate Times and Desperate Measures

Episode(s) Discussed: S2E20 The Long Twilight Struggle S2E21 Comes the Inquisitor

In which Justen blows Ana’s and Jude’s minds. “The Long Twilight Struggle” features both quantum states of Londo’s morality, prompts a discussion of Bruce Boxleitner’s attractiveness in 1995, and provides us with a show moral: don’t play D&D with a Vorlon. In “Comes the Inquisitor,” Jack the Ripper fails upward to Vorlon middle management, G’Kar takes his

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S1E21 - Harold, They’re Lesbians

Episode(s) Discussed: S2E19 Divided Loyalties

In which the Babpod Crew is joined by Adira Slattery, who can be found on twitter @AdiraSlattery. “Divided Loyalties” brings us lots of gay shit including discussions of queerbaiting and the narrative parallels between queerness and telepathy, Susan and Talia in wonderful matching silk nightwear, and Ana being wrong about Lord of the Rings. 

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